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Not extracts. The complete books, every page. Four different chats, four different voices, each made exactly the way yours would be. The chats behind them are invented, so no customer’s messages are on show anywhere here.

The cover of The FamilyA family group chatThe FamilyThe thermostat war, the dog who ate a charger, the quiz nobody wanted, the wedding that took three goes. The bits nobody writes down and everybody remembers.27,202 messages · 11 chapters · 100 pages · the warm voiceRead the whole book →The cover of Us TwoJust the two of youUs TwoThe pub quiz where it started, the flag question he googled, the dog, the flat that fell through, and the fortnight neither of you said anything.26,929 messages · 12 chapters · 99 pages · the tender voiceRead the whole book →The cover of Tour CommitteeA golf tourTour CommitteeThe hole-in-one nobody witnessed, the handicap that has been under review since 2020, Portugal booked four times, and the man who has never once met a deadline.27,009 messages · 12 chapters · 100 pages · the savage voiceRead the whole book →The cover of Gran's LotA grandmother's chatGran's LotThe Victoria sponge dictated as a two-minute voice note, the rose photographed every summer, and the day she discovered what LOL meant. Printed the way she typed it.27,414 messages · 11 chapters · 100 pages · the tender voiceRead the whole book →

A page from The Family

Two Degrees in March

Diane notices the house has gone freezing cold and quickly suspects Graham of tampering with the thermostat.

DianeWhy is it absolutely FREEZING in here??? It's like a morgue. Has anyone else's heating gone mental or is it just us

Grahamfine now

DianeGraham what do you mean 'fine now' WHERE WERE YOU??? Did you touch the thermostat??? GRAHAM

Hollylmaooo he absolutely touched it

Ben1. Have we established the baseline temperature prior to the alleged adjustment? 2. Suggest photographic evidence of the thermostat display.

Freyagraham ur busted mate 💀

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